My hands get a daily bathing from Dexter and I never know why…
Bill Hader to Leave Saturday Night Live
When Bill Hader leaves “Saturday Night Live” at the end of the season, he will take a collection of colorful characters with him.STEFON IS LEAVING SNL AND TODAY IS TRASH AS A RESULT.
BOO-URNS. BOO.
I didn’t notice the logo at the top and totally thought this was a reference to Tom Bergeron. Oops…
Check out our Grilled Desserts recipe slideshow!
“Grilled” and “desserts” are totally speaking my language!
Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who holds up her hand when I serve the cake. No, really, I couldn’t she says, and then gives her flat stomach a conspiratorial little pat. Everyone who is pressing a fork into that first tender layer looks at the person who declined the plate, and they all think, That person is better than I am. That person has discipline. But that isn’t a person with discipline; that is a person who has completely lost touch with joy. A slice of cake never made anybody fat. You don’t eat the whole cake. You don’t eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that’s safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what’s served on the happiest days of your life. This is a story of how my life was saved by cake, so, of course, if sides are to be taken, I will always take the side of cake.
Jeanne Ray (via passtheranch)
If you ignore them, calories don’t stick to you.
(Source: the-healing-nest)
(via The Scientific 7-Minute Workout - NYTimes.com)
“The exercises should be performed in rapid succession, allowing 30 seconds for each, while, throughout, the intensity hovers at about an 8 on a discomfort scale of 1 to 10, Mr. Jordan says. Those seven minutes should be, in a word, unpleasant. The upside is, after seven minutes, you’re done.”
Well then.
Innnteresting!
For future reference
This was magical.
If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.
Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.
I LOL’d.
“to infinity! and beyooooahgggghhggg”
Now we know where the dent in the ugly chair came from…
Stare at the first photo for 30 seconds. Stare at second photo immediately after. URWELCOME :D
I’m pretty into this.
Happy Wednesday, Internet.
Who fan or not, this is pretty cool!
